I am still alive.

Part I: What have I been doing?

Look I figured out how to type again. Wow! Want to know what’s new? I went to Vegas, again. I didn’t blog nor did anyone really take any pictures it was like we weren’t even there and I realized that if you are guy you have to pay to sit down. Really. Either you have to gamble, buy a bottle, buy a seat at a show, pay a stripper to rub up on you. There are no free seats for dudes in Vegas. Girls, on the other hand, they can sit for free and probably get free drinks, unwanted sexual advances, groped, or if they are drunk, an awkward make-out session in the middle of a club with a guy they just met from Portland.

Oh, after Vegas, I went to Hawaii. That was fun. It was like San Diego in August but in March. My friend Jess tagged along. I didn’t really do anything. I think I kept track of that adventure or at least getting there. Just scroll down you’ll find it. They I came back and had to fly to San Jose for work. That made my ears clogged for like a month. I had to do that weird yawn, jaw opening pop like every 5 minutes. I looked weird. Not much else happened in April. I went to a wedding in Seattle. That was fun I like wearing suits. Well a suit, I don’t imagine that I would have very much fun if I tried to put another suit on over the one I was wearing. But, who knows, try it. Let me know.

I shaved my beard for the first time in over a year. There were no pictures taken and now I grew it back so I look the same. But it was something I did. And I guess that leads me up to….
I had surgery and removed a bunch of stuff from my throat and nose area. I will write about that on it’s own. Well I think I will, no promises.

-Jason